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You can customize it by purchasing add your name and or info for $7.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wreck'n Ball Enterprises","offers":[{"title":"Gold Rush Miner","offer_id":40473157206114,"sku":"","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"well jackass","offer_id":40683024744546,"sku":"","price":1500.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1120\/5374\/products\/ecv_side_becd8bac-7666-45b8-b13d-620d02d338ed.jpg?v=1480989613"},{"product_id":"official-widder-pin","title":"Official Widder Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a 1 1\/2-inch pin. 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Each numbered coin comes with a certificate of membership in the club.  The certificate is printed on old fashioned antique paper and will have your name , date and assigned number.  Great item to have framed and to hang in your clamper man cave. You can request a number but if it is not available you will get the next available  number.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the writing on the certificate:. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou were an admirable as a PBC. You ran around helping out soon after the Hanging was over. You have avoided having loathsome hallucinations of grandeur. It’s been reported that you have helped out the widders refraining from having your way with them, and helping orphans. When you were in the desert and espied a wild ass, and knowing fully well she was not yours, you mounted her gently and in a satisfactory way. In your commitment to follow the glorious example of our martyred Brother Dumbellicus by biting off your tongue when you find your virtue weakening, you  didn’t bite off your tongue but you bit it in an effort to keep your virtue intact not pissing off your fellow clampers. You have now become a Legend known by your peers. Because of this fantastic behavior you are now recognized, not as an ill jackass not as a sick jackass but as a WELL JACKASS. Your upgrade from an ill jackass to a Well Jackass gives all concerned great Satisfaction. May it be “SO RECORDED” that you are now a member of the WELL JACKASS CLUB to which you will be assigned a number and will carry this honor with you for the remainder of your life.   If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status - \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eJUST BE YOURSELF!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wreck'n Ball Enterprises","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31903922880610,"sku":"","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1120\/5374\/products\/webnumber.jpg?v=1602946100"},{"product_id":"new-1-3-4-inch-royal-widders-coin-and-club-membership-certificate","title":"1 3\/4 inch Royal Widders Challenge Coin and Club Membership Certificate.","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003ePurchase of this coin comes with a lifetime membership in the unofficial Royal Widders Club of E Clampus Vitus®. Each numbered coin comes with a 3 inch red felt widder patch and a certificate of membership in the club. The certificate is printed on old fashioned antique paper and will have your widders name, date and assigned number. In the background of the certificate there is a Widder holding a shovel and a coin. The certificate is signed by the Physicians Assistant \"Hop Me.\" \u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline; color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eNote: Brothers  you are purchasing this coin for a Widder make sure you put the name that you want on the certificate in the notes section, thanks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis is the writing on the certificate:. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEven though your Clamper was a real obnoxious ass as a PBC you stuck with him. As a new Clamper he started having loathsome hallucinations of grandeur but one whack up the side of the head with your shovel fixed that. You Kept your man in line when he was fulfilling his charitable duty as a clamper by helping Widders and orphans by making sure it was hands off and zipper up.    When your clamper was in the desert and he espied a wild ass, that he knew fully well it was not his, you kept him from mounting said ass. Not all Widders have done so, but you did! You are to be commended.  Your Clamper made a commitment, when he joined the Clampers, to follow the glorious example of our orders martyred Brother Dumbellicus by biting off his tongue when he found his virtue weakening. On more than one occasion you saved our brothers tongue with either a stern look or that one time you slapped him up the side of the head. He was probably too drunk that time to bite off his tongue anyhow but thank you. The fact he tells his brother clampers that he lives with fear and danger everyday but occasional you let him go clamp’n is a tribute to you that you are constantly having to keep his sorry ass in line, for which we all applaud you. Although you’re Clamper has become a Legend in his Own Drunken Mind you have been able to keep him in line. For this and all of the above reasons you have earned a cherished membership in the unofficial Royal Widders club Of E Clampus Vitus®.  You have been assigned a number and the prestige of which you will carry with you the remainder of your life.  If for any reason anyone for any reason, doubts your status show them your coin or Shovel!  Congratulations.  And So Recorded!.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThese Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wreck'n Ball Enterprises","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":31991297409122,"sku":"","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1120\/5374\/products\/numberside.jpg?v=1602945765"},{"product_id":"widder-special-flask-shot-glass","title":"Widder Rose 6 oz flask","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a Widder 6 oz flask with our popular Widder Rose logo. Great gift for your lovely widder for the widders ball or just to have\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wreck'n Ball","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39605745614946,"sku":"","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1120\/5374\/files\/roseflask.jpg?v=1758408236"},{"product_id":"ecv-flask-and-shot-glass-combo","title":"Sale!!  ECV  8 oz Flask","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis is a 8 oz flask.  The  flask  Measures 3-3\/4” x 5-3\/4” x 1”. It has a leather wrapped finish and \"RED \u0026amp; BLACK CLAMPER WHISKY\" printed on the front. The few I have are on sale for $7\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThese Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wreck'n Ball","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39617315405922,"sku":"","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1120\/5374\/files\/web_6b0ec01c-1c5a-4e15-881d-58710f2d5f40.jpg?v=1780504206"},{"product_id":"00-free-shipping-and-patrotic-cap","title":"00 FREE SHIPPING.","description":"Orders over $75 get free shipping.","brand":"WBE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39965235019874,"sku":"","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1120\/5374\/products\/FREESHIPPING.jpg?v=1660330400"},{"product_id":"red-black-12-inch-back-patch","title":"12 INCH RED \u0026 BLACK FOREVER  BACK PATCH...","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a 12inch x 11 inch patch. It features a red hatted scull smoking a cigar and E CLAMPUS VITUS® across the top and RED \u0026amp; BLACK FOREVER across the bottom. Since this is one large one piece patch it should not infringe on any of your local motorcycle clubs use of rocker patches. The patch is sewn onto a felt background which sticks out slightly around the edges for easy sewing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder..\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wreck'n Ball","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":40111105540194,"sku":"","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1120\/5374\/files\/cigar.jpg?v=1771538692"},{"product_id":"special-16-0z-ecv-beer-mug","title":"Beer mug SPECIAL!  16 0z ECV beer mug.","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is a 16 0z glass beer mug with the ECV® picks etched on it. 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A few States only require rear plates so these can go on the front if you are in one of those states. Otherwise  they can be displayed as a second plate showing you are a proud member of E Clampus Vitus®\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.5pt; font-family: 'Helvetica',sans-serif; color: black;\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder..\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wreck'n Ball","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41192402288738,"sku":"","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1120\/5374\/files\/red_c20156f3-5dc7-4c6c-a5a2-39232ada403e.jpg?v=1717078854"},{"product_id":"lonesome-clamper-patch","title":"LONESOME CLAMPER PATCH","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003eThis 3 \/2 inch patch features a lonesome looking Clamper with a set of picks in the background\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThese Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder..\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wreck'n Ball","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41478334185570,"sku":"","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1120\/5374\/files\/IMG_7763.jpg?v=1726090006"},{"product_id":"yosemite-sam-back-off-patch","title":"Yosemite Sam Back Off Patch.","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003eThis 4 inch patch features the notorious Yosemite \"Sam Back Off Varmint\" theme modified for ECV®\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThese Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder..\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wreck'n Ball","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41480174698594,"sku":"","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1120\/5374\/files\/IMG_8836_1_copy.jpg?v=1759181285"},{"product_id":"dd-214-clamper-patch","title":"DD-214 CLAMPER PATCH","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003eThis is a 3 inch patch that says DD-214 CLAMPER. You Clamper Vets know what a DD214 is. \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eOur brotherhood has many Military Veterans. Veterans of our Country’s armed forces receive the well-deserved form DD2-14 upon their honorable Discharge. You Clamper Veterans can proudly wear this great patch showing your honorable service\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThese Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder..\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wreck'n Ball","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41521341759586,"sku":"","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1120\/5374\/files\/patch_8ead36f9-8eb7-4aad-8268-b98b148c4879.jpg?v=1728072301"},{"product_id":"xngh-tie-clasp","title":"XNGH Tie clasp","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;\"\u003eThis is a tie clasp sporting our 2 inch gold plated XNGH pin. Probably not much need for this item at the doin’s but may come in handy at the widders ball or any where a tie may be required. \u003cspan style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAlways fun to explain what XNGH stands for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eThese Clamper Items are offered by the Squibob Chapter Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a clamper or widder..\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wreck'n Ball","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41622946250850,"sku":"","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1120\/5374\/files\/xnghfront.jpg?v=1733780439"},{"product_id":"6-inch-xngh-vinyl-sticker","title":"6 inch XNGH vinyl sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003eThis is a 6X23\/4 inch vinyl XNGH sticker. 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While there are many XNGHs around we only get one SNGH per year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003eThese Clamper items are offered by the Squibob Chap is for er Store and are for Clamper members and their widders only, so be prepared to prove yourself a Clamper or widder.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wreck'n Ball","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41915871854690,"sku":"","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1120\/5374\/files\/XSNGHWEB.jpg?v=1746745031"},{"product_id":"4-inch-widder-clamper-protected-sticker","title":"4 inch Widder Clamper protected  sticker","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Arial',sans-serif;\"\u003eThis is a 4 inch outside sticker. 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